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Mole Jokes and Memes
We dug up a few mole jokes and are posting them here for your amusement. You gotta love that furry animal. And even more so, you gotta love Amedeus Avogadro for undertaking the massive endeavor of finding a way to supersize the amu to the gram.
What do you make when you combine 6.022 x 1023 piles of dirt into one?
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You make a mountain out of a mole hill.
What’s a mole's favorite game?
What’s a mole's least favorite game?
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022 x 10
23 pieces?
What are moles made of?
If we eat pie on PI day shouldn’t we eat moles on mole day?
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Nobody's stopping you. But we do recommend a sauce named
mole sauce.
What’s a mole’s favorite drink?
What kind of tests do chemistry students like best?
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Mole-tiple Choice.
What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?
What kind of musics do moles listen to?
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Mole-ten rock.
Why is it acceptable to crash a mole’s party?
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Because the mole the merrier.
How does a mole feel when it's down on its luck and things seem hopeless?
What is a mammole?
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A 4-legged ani-mole.
What is a mole’s favorite part of biology?
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Mole-ecular biology.
What is a mole’s favorite piece of lab equipment?
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A mole-timeter.
What is the best way to get in touch with Avogadro?
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Use your mole-bile phone.
What is a mole’s favorite fruit?
What health problems are moles susceptible to?
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High mole-esterol.
How do you know that moles have a gossip problem?
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They’re always digging up dirt on one another.
What did the mole say to the shovel?
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You really dig me.
What do you get when you mix a mole with a bear in the artic?
Why is there only one Avogadro?
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When they made him, they broke the moled.
What skill did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
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Mole-tiplication.
What do you call a 10
th grader who is taking Chemistry?